Shine On You Crazy Shiny Thing - Blue Q Women's Ankle Socks
You're so shiny that the people around you have to wear sunglasses. And those people look really cool in sunglasses, so you're really doing them a favor ... which just makes you even more shiny.
Words on Socks: Shine On You Crazy Shiny Thing
Women's shoe size 5-10. 53% combed cotton; 45% nylon; 2% spandex.