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VIP Ticket ShitShow Kitchen Tea Towel by Twisted Wares

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Roll out the red carpet with our chaotically candid dish towel that proudly proclaims, "Welcome to the Shitshow" and "VIP Ticket". It's not just a waffle weave wonder; it's a badge of honor for the hilariously hectic households


What is so awesome about this towel? Well .....


  • Super absorbent: This isn't just any towel; it's your kitchen's comic relief, and excels in functionality. It will absorb 7 times its weight in water and is made up of some of the densest, thinnest-fiber, split-strand microfiber on the market. That means with every wipe of our towel, you’ll pick up over 33% more dirt, germs, and streak-causing residue than anything else you’ve tried!


  • The fabric is extremely soft, like suede. You will love the Soft Touch and you will feel the difference! Crafted from the fluffiest, non-abrasive waffle weave microfiber, it softens with every wash, turning clean-ups into stand-ups.


  • Sustainable. Not only are our towels durable and comfortable to use, but they offer many sustainability benefits to satisfy your eco-friendly goals.


  • Resistant, washable and will last for hundreds of washings. These towels don't shed, so the fabric will stay intact for longer than cotton or polyester. Our towels are strong and shrink-resistant when properly cared for.


  • Size: 16”x24”
  • Single Sided Print
  • High Performance Split Fiber
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